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action or later. Please see Debugging in WordPress for more information. (This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /home/pawsta6/spiritcaat.com/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114Occasionally I see a new person on twitter saying the same things I did when I first started twittering. “What do you do with this thing?” “It seems so useless.” “What do I write?”<\/p>\n
What follows is a conversation I had with my husband over the first couple of days I started twittering. <\/p>\n
Him: We need to tweet or die.
\nMe: What?
\nHim: We need to tweet. I’m sending you an article on it.
\nMe. I have an account, I watch the guy on CNN, but I don’t get it.
\nHim: What don’t you get?
\nMe: What do people tweet about? What do I care if someone is going to the store?
\nHim: I’m sending the article. Tweet or die.
\n……
\nMe: Somebody’s “following” me.
\nHim: Who?
\nMe: I don’t know, a doctor somebody. She’s following me. I don’t get it. What does she care if I’m going to the store or not?
\nHim: Well, it’s like having a conversation with someone in a room. Not everything is a pearl. You sit in a room with someone and you tell them, “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
\nMe: I don’t get it.
\n……
\nMe: I’m pathetic.
\nHim: What?
\nMe: I’m a pathetic human being and it’s all your fault.
\nHim: Oh dear god. What did I do?
\nMe: You said that we need to “tweet or die”
\nHim: Oh, and your tweeting?
\nMe: YES! It’s pathetic!
\nHim: I thought you thought it was stupid?
\nMe: It IS stupid!
\nHim: But you’re doing it.
\nMe: Yes! And you tell me “tweet or die, tweet or die” then you don’t tweet!
\nHim: So you’ve been tweeting all day?
\nMe: Well no, not all day, but enough to make me pathetic. Enough to say, “Hey, how come nobody’s tweeting?” I have 6 followers you know.
\nHim: Well, that’s impressive.
\nMe: Yeah, but the one person I should be tweeting with won’t tweet with me!
\nHim: Who’s that?
\nMe: Grace.
\nHim: Grace won’t tweet with you? Why not?
\nMe: Because she’s too busy on Facebook.
\nHim: Well you know, there’s software now that will send all your tweets to your facebook page.
\nMe: Silence.
\nMe: That’s pathetic.
\nHim: You knew it had to come, didn’t you?
\nMe: I have to go. I don’t know how I have time to feed the cats when I need to be tweeting. I’ll talk to you later.
\n……
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